Right starting from #18 because I've already written 17 reviews (link at the end). This thread will be updated every 1-3 weeks so enjoy my trashy review XD
Card(s) of the Week#18 ------------ Let there be Light
Obviously I'm going to talk about photons today (because I'm light)
Photon Slasher
Lv4/Light(duh)/Warrior/2100ATK/0DEF
This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. If you control no monsters: You can Special Summon this card from your hand. If you control other monsters, this card cannot attack.
Hurray for photon cyber dragon
. Giant beatstick that can take out pretty much all lv 4's these days. Thunder-king dead, drago dead, even sirroco dies.
This guy makes rank 4's all day and combos really well with galaxy eyes and crusher.
Also is incredible in skill drain decks.
Photon Lizard
Lv3/Light(obviously)/Dragon(nani?!)/900ATK/1200DEF
You can Tribute this card you control: Add 1 Level 4 or lower "Photon" monster from your Deck to your hand. The effect of "Photon Lizard" can only be activated once per turn.
wait a minute what!!?? gadget for photons O.o This guy makes so many combos it's ridiculous. Tribute for slasher beat face, tribute for sabre tiger gain card advantage. Tribute for another lizard for deck thinning... The possibilities are endless.
Also did I mention this little fella works with honest.
Photon Sabre Tiger
Lv3/Light(OMG never)/Beast/2000ATK/300DEF
When this card is Normal or Flip Summoned: You can add 1 "Photon Sabre Tiger" from your Deck to your hand. If you do not control another "Photon Sabre Tiger", this card loses 800 ATK.
Why the hell are TCG exclusive so damn broken. Gadget eff + 2k beater+beast. what the cheese. This + offering = stupid. actually on second thought this + offering+horn of phatom beast=gg. nuff said......
Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon
Lv8/Light(yeah yeah)/Dragon/3000ATK/2500DEF
You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by Tributing 2 monsters with 2000 or more ATK. During either player's Battle Step, when this card battles an opponent's monster: You can target the monster this card is battling; banish both it and this card, then any monster banished by this effect returns to the field at the end of the Battle Phase. If the monster banished by this effect was an Xyz Monster, this card gains 500 ATK for each Xyz Material the Xyz Monster had when it was banished.
Pretty much a blue eyes without all the support. But it has this stupid broken effect to make up for it. Not only does its effect makes sure it can't be destroyed by battle. It makes it unaffected by stuff that activates during atk declaration (dp, mirror, cylinder etc.)
Also, with the Xyz be more and more broken, this is the perfect card to bring it out.
Many ways to bring this guy out, one way is through:
Twin Photon Lizard
Lv6/Light(geez another light)/Dragon/Fusion/2400ATK/1000DEF
2 "Photon" monsters
You can Tribute this face-up card: Special Summon all of the Fusion Material Monsters used to Fusion Summon this card from your Graveyard.
Holy Cow, this thing is amazing. king of the swamp search for poly, use poly fuse 2 galaxy eyes, tribute lizard resummon the 2 galaxy eyes. normal summon crusher. direct atk!!! gg.
This card is insane against decks that use fiendish chains and equips.
Overall Card Ratings:
Slasher: 8/10 good beatstick special summon bonus ftw, can't atk is kinda annoying but skill drain will get rid of it.
lizard: 8/10 deck thinning + turns in to beatstick ftw
Sabre Tiger: 9/10 So broke with offering
Galaxy eyes:9/10 Xyz killer and good protective effect
Twin lizard: 10/10 lean mean combo machine, well maybe not lean
See you all next week or two or three depends on if I feel like writing this junk
Previous Reviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qgh8XGYUmVyOAuPgpj0CDx69wMM95ShjeuAGxwMqUhk/edit
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GJ laser 
gonna start having to read more of your stuff
