Ok, I can't believe I didn't start this earlier. DN is so full of noobs these days.
Enough talk let's get on with it
Let's kick things off with something fun
King agmar4: he subtracted like 3000 earlier in the game and then he added it back later
! time: okay admin
! time: i sub 2000 from warning wen he mst
! time: as joke
! time: then i add 3000
! time: then i sub 1000
lasercut: continue the duel
King agmar4: i doubt it
King agmar4: wtf... he played against the rules
lasercut: 60 seconds to continue the duel
King agmar4: get another admin
dest: just tell him to continue and if he refuses kick him
King agmar4: fuck u guys!!!!!
King agmar4 has left the duel(Obviously got immediately banned after)
So King agmar here has about 600 lp left and one attack away from losing the duel. Now he brings up something from 10 mins ago to try to cancel the duel. Nice try, but I'm not going to let you off on that. Especially dest said the exact same thing and you still refused.
That guy was very talented. Now let's move on to something different. As I've complained before, no one on DN actually read. Here are a few examples of that.
GGyouDEAD: he is cheating
lasercut: how?
GGyouDEAD: i used mystical space and i destoyed his trap but
GGyouDEAD: he doesnt send it to the grave
lasercut: he chains dustshoot
GGyouDEAD: you cant(oh yeah, I totally just remembered, warning can negate everything
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so this guy is trying to save his own karakuri monster by using fiendish chain on a
NORMAL monster
lasercut: you used fiendish chain on karakuri?
daichimiku: prove him wrong
tenace65: no chain active alexandrite dragon
lasercut: you can't use chain on alexandrite dragon(read your cards people. This will make the game a whole lot less complicated....)
Ok next up is our very own auto typer. He types so damn fast, I can't even see what he is saying
lasercut: problem?
KEIGO1996: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Fdragon69: Yes
Fdragon69: He activates a scrap dragon
KEIGO1996: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Fdragon69: And I fiendish chain it
lasercut: stop spamming
lasercut: carry on
Fdragon69: He makes another and nukes the fiendish
KEIGO1996: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
lasercut: keigo stop spamming
Fdragon69: And he tried to sctivate the first scrap again
KEIGO1996: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
KEIGO1996 has left the duel<----got stabb... I mean kicked
Yeah, not a good idea to do that in front of an admin. In fact, don't do it at all or else you'll end up like poor keigo here
Ok, let's move on to the really retarded people
First one. This guy summons slifer and atks into a zenmaines (then zenmaines tries to destroy slifer). Then he is under the impression even after slifer is summoned nothing can be activated.
lasercut: silfer does not have the can't be targeted effect like obelisk
lasercut: so it is destroyed
danny_destruction: but it says when its NS, effects cant be activated
...... (insert explaination of how slifer works)
danny_destruction: i summoned it this turn
..... (insert more explaination)
danny_destruction: but if your right about that, they basically said the same thing it says before that
danny_destruction: The Normal Summon of this card cannot be negated. When this card is Normal Summoned, cards and effects cannot be activated.
.....(insert explaination about the summoning window)
danny_destruction: i dont understand. you just said the "when this card is normal summoned, no effects can be activated" is only when its being summoned
..... 10 mins later
danny_destruction: this is retarded. just take the winGreat, so I just wasted 10 mins of my life, thanks for that. Next!!!
oculous: the problem is i used my card eff to get elemental hero neos from deck to hand he used ind crush and wants to see my hand(the problem is you not understand the rulings)
lasercut: if not all copies of neos can be confirmed, then you must show your hand
Boss Savage: Thanks you
oculous: how cant it be? i only used eff to get 1 card...
lasercut: you might have another neos in hand
oculous: the rulings says if i didnt have a card he could see my hand to verify?
lasercut: mind crush discards all copies of that card
lasercut: so if you don't have another copy you have to verify you don't have another copy
lasercut: hence you need to show him your hand
oculous: wow.
oculous: happy?too be fair on him, he did listen to me, but I shouldn't be explaining this to him....
Ok those were some pretty good fails. Now comes the show stopper.
situation, opp summons brio by syncing goblin zombie, tony here uses compulsory on brio, opp calls prio, and here is his response.
Tonyjj: but u cant call prio its the same ruling if you sync with sanganYeah, where did you get that ruling from???
This is not the best one. The best one has to be...
lasercut: admit defeat please
D.D blackwing master: where is the buttonHow long have you been playing this game? Either you are blind or you can't read (I'll go for the can't read)
That's all the fails I could find in about a day. If you want to help, message me your fails through wna pm, please describe what happened in detail so i can understand. See you all next week. Peace.