Hello there boys and girls and sit back while I, Ventle Chapman, intromahdeuce myself.
I am Ventle Chapman.
My hobbies enjoy reading and sports.
Sometimes I enjoy going for long walks while whistling various songs that tickle my fancy.
Here are some more facts about myself:
I once made a Rebel of a careless mans careful daughter.
I converted a Van into a flying machine on a whim.
Once, and never again, I arm wrestled a bear. The bear lost.
Oftentimes the ladies brush their arms against my chest in the hopes of feeling my super costume underneath my clothes in a quest to out me as a super hero.
I dreamed the impossible dream. The next time I it happened I made it the possible dream.
Your mother thinks we should be friends, she called me 'one of those nice boys'.
Those are but a few things I could think of to tell you about myself.
Toodooloo.