DN Fails of the Week #3 ------- It't time to ffff-fail

ok remember when I said no one on DN read. Here is the proof:

yugiohduelman: how come the ratings have been reset
tallnasium: im in watch ode and cant duel???
Gilgamesh87: Is there a work around for those that can't choose a deck?
YGOMan22: hello. i cant duel. it only stays o watch
Nogard de Dannan: Hi, are you an admin?


one word, READ!!!


settordici: my opponent insulted me
settordici: call me noob

lasercut: problem?
BobbySwe: Yes
BobbySwe: He called my deck retarded

Oh no, my opp called me a noob, please perma ban him nao. because i'm 6 and noob is such a bad word it hurts my feelings....


lasercut: problem?
mattsu: yes
mattsu: he attacked with the higlited monster
Rescue Robot: my opponent is a ruleshark
mattsu: which has 0 atk and he wants to take it back
Rescue Robot: i attacked with the middle monster
mattsu: it has 0 atk
Rescue Robot: that was the one i tribute summoned
mattsu: it was ss by dragon in grave
Rescue Robot: the other one has 0 attack
lasercut: >.>
mattsu: that one has 0 atk
mattsu: i was paying attention

so the situation here is rescue robot was playing a holy marked deck. he has two luster dragon lv6 one summoned by effect (with 0 atk) the other tributed with 2400ATK. This guy mattsu is blatantly trying to shark rescue robot. What a dumbass... that's all I have to say

Fuck Swag: can instant fusion summon gem knight serpahi?
Fuck Swag has logged out

So he asks me this question then immediately logs out. I was curious so I checked his status and I saw this.

Do I even need to explain? - AEtherchild

Made me lol so hard, nice username though XD


Black Bird: were in a unrated
lasercut: then quit
Black Bird: but hes trying to say i cant vieler his monster
Black Bird: no hes trying to cheat
Black Bird: thats against the rules
Black Bird: so ur just gonna allow cheating wow ur such a good admin
Black Bird has logged out

Dude WTF, it's unrated, just freaking quit..... It's not going to be the end of the world or something. I swear people take DN way too seriously



tbailey312: yes he hasnt but what he did was looked at my then existed then looked in the grave then asked to c my hand again and i said no
lasercut: show him your hand
lasercut: he can check your grave
lasercut: to decide what to discard
tbailey312: but in a real match u cant do that
lasercut: since on dn you have to exist the hand look to look at grave it is allowed for him to look multiple times before he makes a decision
tbailey312: yeah
tbailey312: thats bs
tbailey312: he should look in the grave 1st
lasercut: show him your hand
tbailey312: i did
lasercut: show him again right now
tbailey312: wow
tbailey312: this bull shit

This guy is just retarded. His thoughts: "He already saw my hand but didn't choose, so I'm going to shark him so I win next turn". one word FAIL.
After that this happened:

duelie: can he summon chaos from grave as long as he banishes teh cards he needs
lasercut: no

Perfectly normal ruling question right? WRONG. According to mr bailey over here. It is cheating to tell people the correct rulings.

duelie: can he summon chaos from grave as long as he banishes teh cards he needs
tbailey312: some time today
lasercut: no
tbailey312: wow
tbailey312: way to cheat
lasercut: ?
tbailey312: u cant give him advice
lasercut: im not
duelie: it's ruling
tbailey312: yes u did
lasercut: he just asked me a ruling question
duelie: advice would be if he told me what cards to play
tbailey312: no i want a real judge

........


And the typical arguing with admins:

ace43killa: if my opiont has a field spell out and i play my feild spell
ace43killa: then he plays mys
ace43killa: mst
ace43killa: does both fiel die
lasercut: nope only yours die
ace43killa: how cuz my fiel comes out witch kills his fiel then he plays mst
ace43killa: ruling says when another fiel is played the one b4 dies
lasercut: his field spell is only destroyed after yours resolves, he chains mst to your field spell, destroying it before it can resolve so his is saved
ace43killa: yes but when my spell hit the fiel it over rides his
lasercut: it has to resolve properly to destroy his
ace43killa: it did it got played and hit the fiels
lasercut: hitting the field doe snot mean resolving properly
lasercut: it only means activated
ace43killa: it did activate cuz it changed the field background
lasercut: it always changes the background when you play a field spell
ace43killa: to mean it is activated
lasercut: activated does not mean resolved >.>
ace43killa: dude it gets activated witch means his card dies then mine dies by mst


Very interesting thing is because "the background changed, the field spell has successfully resolved" rule is in effect, the opp's field spell is also destroyed. I never heard of that rule, have you guys heard of that?



lasercut: problem?
Steezya: He called the admin
Gimon: yes
lasercut: gimon problem?
Gimon: yes
lasercut: what is the problem?
Gimon: he doesn't
Gimon: respect phase
Gimon: and
Gimon: if you can controll chat please

WTF is RESPECT PHASE


And let's finish of with this


Six Samurai-Shi en: I need ur help
lasercut: press call admin
Six Samurai-Shi en: ok
Six Samurai-Shi en: well
Six Samurai-Shi en: well anyways
Six Samurai-Shi en: I need ur help

So this guy is bombarding me with pms like 1 every 10 seconds. I was getting annoyed then he posted this.....


lasercut: just press call admin and be patient
Six Samurai-Shi en: wheres that at?


Why do I get the feeling I know this guy from somewhere.. Hmmm but I can't put my finger on it.

So... much... fail...

lolololol xD poor laser your work must be hard xD

I love noob people in DN, so much fun xDD

How in the hell did newbies get even more stupid?

They were never that smart in the 1st place

XD I wish I knew this was here Dam I'm late...

fail xD