Cass’ super awesome amazing card review #1

Yep, you guessed it. Today I will be reviewing my absolute favourite monster card, you know, in existence. That’s right; the card I would be talking about is Dark Magician Girl.

First off, who agrees with me that she is just about the sexiest Yu-Gi-Oh monster they have ever printed? Everyone? Yeah, that’s what I thought. It is quite the unanimous thing.

Before I actually REVIEW her, I want to talk about Toon Dark Magician Girl. Seriously? You HAD to turn the sexiest monster into an eight year old? That makes everyone that finds Dark Magician Girl sexy look like massive perverts! Great job, that’s not even cool.

Okay, okay, I will actually talk about Dark Magician Girl in terms of a card, and not as a sexy female. But first I would like to mention that she is the reason I built my Dark Magician Girl.

Alright, first off, 1700 defense? Can’t really complain about that! I mean, that’s better than most of my Dark World monsters’ defense!

Also, 2000 base attack, AND 300 for EVERY Dark Magician or Magician of Dark Chaos in EITHER person’s graveyard? That’s crazy!

So, in conclusion, Dark Magician Girl clearly kicks ass. Not only is she sexy as fuck, she also has good defense AND attack.

Also, you guys should be proud that I barely swore, AND had proper grammar and punctuation.

Well, that is all for now!

Cassie <3

Amusing...... however, she isn't very good :S


*Prepares self for rage*

lol, tht b one kids opinion. but i think she is gud.

~Cassie~ wrote:

lol, tht b one kids opinion. but i think she is gud.

1st. Only call me a kid if YOU want to be called a kid as I am older.

And 2nd if you can come up with a deck that works with her and isn't awful I'll take it back.

is tht a challenge i hear?

Most fun thing on the internet?
Kids fighter with each other over who is a kid xD

You and that blue hairy guy should make a fun club

Love the review though

thanks <3 glad yu liek it ^^ <3

Drill DMG is cool because she is hot and that's a fact. I'll never attack something this sexy, tho I might solemn it ^^

yay! sumone agrees wiff me ^^ <3

and i agree with L ... i can't attack her neither becauz :

1- i am afraid of backrow
2- she is too hot xD ...

anyway nice card review ... *cough* ... sry i have a cold

~Cassie~ wrote:

is tht a challenge i hear?

sure

thanks d-c ^^ <3

n alrite drill. i will make sumthin.

This is merely... amusing. Dark Magician Girl has average defenses, and the attack boost is almost worthless, seeing how hard it is to place that many monsters in the graveyard without something like Lightsworns... And there are many better monsters that have that same effect, say E HERO The Shining has the same effect, only much less situational. I'm willing to come into that bet between you and Drillwarrior and side with him, making a Dark Magician Girl deck that works today just simply cannot be done.

By the way, this card is so much more sexier than Dark Magician Girl

Spoiler:

hell no bitch. n its not a bet, merely a challeng. n r yu seriously doubting my skills as a deck buildr?

Reginanos wrote:

This is merely... amusing. Dark Magician Girl has average defenses, and the attack boost is almost worthless, seeing how hard it is to place that many monsters in the graveyard without something like Lightsworns... And there are many better monsters that have that same effect, say E HERO The Shining has the same effect, only much less situational. I'm willing to come into that bet between you and Drillwarrior and side with him, making a Dark Magician Girl deck that works today just simply cannot be done.

By the way, this card is so much more sexier than Dark Magician Girl

Spoiler:

The point of the review was not to say the card is very good in this days meta but to say it looks hot and it is fun.
And the review was mainly for fun (unless I am mistaken Cass)

yud b correct. yah, i luv dmg, shes my favourite monstr. this was pur over tha top entertainment, n emphasizes my luv for her.

Reginanos wrote:

This is merely... amusing. Dark Magician Girl has average defenses, and the attack boost is almost worthless, seeing how hard it is to place that many monsters in the graveyard without something like Lightsworns... And there are many better monsters that have that same effect, say E HERO The Shining has the same effect, only much less situational. I'm willing to come into that bet between you and Drillwarrior and side with him, making a Dark Magician Girl deck that works today just simply cannot be done.

By the way, this card is so much more sexier than Dark Magician Girl

Spoiler:

dude if u think that winged kuriboh is sexy something is really really wrong with u...

reg ID take tht challenge. TDMG is a passion of mine, castersynchro cn get prtty dam crazy with her

xX-SaberBoy wrote:

Reginanos wrote:

This is merely... amusing. Dark Magician Girl has average defenses, and the attack boost is almost worthless, seeing how hard it is to place that many monsters in the graveyard without something like Lightsworns... And there are many better monsters that have that same effect, say E HERO The Shining has the same effect, only much less situational. I'm willing to come into that bet between you and Drillwarrior and side with him, making a Dark Magician Girl deck that works today just simply cannot be done.

By the way, this card is so much more sexier than Dark Magician Girl

Spoiler:

dude if u think that winged kuriboh is sexy something is really really wrong with u...

Yes, yes there is @.@

And Jess, the bet is on, I suppose.

@jess, xactly. it rlly isnt all tht hard.

easy drop lvl 6? yus plz. tribute off sum scapegoats :3

If the bet is lets say 2/3 game vs that deck, you guys have realize that, you can just lose by the staples of the deck, it doesn't have to be DMG... But anyway the girls are right and your wrong.

ths is tru. an agent dek is generally centered around Hyperion but hes not wut wins it most of th time >.>

see? my point is bein proven

L.Lawliet wrote:

If the bet is lets say 2/3 game vs that deck, you guys have realize that, you can just lose by the staples of the deck, it doesn't have to be DMG... But anyway the girls are right and your wrong.

It should work fine as a for fun deck.


I don't deny that.