Poem/ It kills to have no talent

I'm just a Jain Doe, nothin' to see
I just don't know the talent in me

I tried Soccer, it didn't go ace
The ball just hit some guy in the face

So I tried teaching, it wasn't meant to be
I couldn't even teach what's two plus three

Acting? Singing? Dancing? yeah right!
And before you ask I cannot fight.

Smart? How come?
Everyone knows I'm pretty dumb

I can't pull a prank, I always make a sound
And my whoopee cushions are always found

Instruments are bad, atleast when they're with me
The last time I tried everyone jumped into the sea

Artist? Poet? Genius? Dentist?
So many things I even made a list

I don't know, this makes me pissed
There's not a single thing that I missed

Maybe I just don't, have any talents
I also don't have any achievements

And now I give up, I really do
But I wish you good luck finding your talents too